‘Crampy’ crimson wave

"You look older today," he said to me in his usual stupid funny way.  "Your face looks like that of a constipated kitten." "I have never seen one," I replied in my 'usual' nonchalant tone. "How does that one look like? Do the whiskers stand up in protest, or something??" "I don't know, never seen … Continue reading ‘Crampy’ crimson wave